Sunday, February 20, 2005

I am A god

Hahaha i have Mp3 player in my cellphone i just need a bigger memory card to store some songs and a good headset, i dont need to upgrade to those cool small phones with mp3 players i am a god mortals with cellphone that has mp3 players that cost so much bow down!!!!

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Mischievous

I feel miscievous today i dont know why, i like to play a prank but i have no time, i like to joke around but everyone is serious everyone is bothered but me. I have just recovered from a slight flu and my nose is still congested mitch bought me a nasal spray it worked but it dripped out of my nose and into my mouth...

The past few days were good to us less irate calls i hope it will last for the coming days...

Monday, February 14, 2005

SICK!!!

My nose is congested, my throat hurts when i swallow, i can't speak normal,i'm feeling dizzy for short i'm sick i hate this feeling and i dont want to go to work, but i can't for some reasons that its hard to explain. My eyes are burning hot and my mom is asking help to pay for her credit card we had a small fight but of course i gave way and gave her money its not much but i hope it will suffice the minimun due haaay so many debts and so many bills to pay i hope i can survive another day without thinking of the debts i owe...

Why does it have to end this way, why did i use my credit cards, the answer to the questions is impulsive buying!!!

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Funny Classic Lines

NAP GUTIERREZ INTERVIEWING MANILYN REYNES IN MOVIE MAGAZINE



NAP: Saan ka movie outfit nakakontrata?

MANILYN: So far, hindi ko naman pinoproblema ang mga wardrobes ko kasi
ex-deal naman eh.


JULLIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA!

JULLIE: O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw, kailan ka naman
mag-ge-guest sa show ko?

VILMA: Alam mo naman Tita Jullie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng kasal
namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage!



If I were to compare the stars of my era with the star discoveries of Dr.Rey
Dela Cruz, it would be like placing the Taj Majal of India side by side with a
Volkswagen. * CELIA RODRIGUEZ (ano daw??)



RITA GOMEZ AS A JUDGE IN A BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT, ASKING A CANDIDATE A QUESTION
DURING THE Q AND A (CANDIDATE INCIDENTALLY IS MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ)

RITA: Here's your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?

MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?

RITA: Good answer!

MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma'am, are you still a virgin?

RITA: Hija I have 5 children with 5 different fathers,what do you
call that, Immaculate Conception???



Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon, napaka-enlighting. Teka magpupunas lang ako,
I'm sweatening. * VILMA SANTOS

Thank you, Lucky for the flowers...where did they came from? * VILMA SANTOS
(kwela rin pala si ate vi!)



Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a
Filipina is like having a birthmark, it's forever. * MARGIE MORAN DURING THE Q
AND A PORTION OF THE 1973 MISS UNIVERSE, ASKED WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEING MISS UNIVERSE AND BEING A FILIPINA


Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong pasko at
manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat. * MELANIE MARQUEZ'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS IN A METRO FILMFEST (shet classic talaga si MM!)

Successful naman ang libing ng nanay ko. * BABETTE VILLARUEL

"Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako eh"
MR. POGI CONTESTANT'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG
PINAKA-ASSET MO?


Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the
beautiful city of Pangasinan...City! * SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT bahahaha
yung contest pa lang mismo classic na!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from
Pasay City and I want to be a medicine! * ANOTHER SHE'S GOT THE LOOK
CONTESTANT DURING THE PARADE OF CONTESTANTS


EDU: So who's to blame?
VILMA: Excuse me, it's not my fault anymore. It's your fault anymore!


OVERHEARD FROM A GIRL NA GALIT SA KARARATING NA BOYFRIEND SA STARBUCKS.

GIRL: My God you're so late. Where did you...Where have you...Where
do you... saan ka ba galing???


HOST: WHICH DO YOU PREFER: BLONDE OR DUMB?

GIRL: DUMB NA LANG AT LEAST HINDI AKO MAPAGKAKAMALANG BLONDE! (?)(!)



DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZ CONCERT. DESSA
APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONG AND AS EXPECTED, ENDED IT WITH A
THROAT BREAKING NOTE. REGINE ENTERS.

DESSA: O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses.Kaya mo yun?

REGINE: Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba?


SABRINA M. MAKES TARAY TO OSANG IN A TALK SHOW.

SABRINA M: At least hindi naman ako katulad ng iba diyan na retokado ang
boobs.

OSANG: Hoy Sabrina, oo nga itong boobs ko retokado. Pero at least
ang ngipin ko hindi pustiso tulad ng sa yo! Ooops huwag kang magagalit baka
malaglag yan sa sahig!


"I am inviting all the televiewers to watch our movie "14 Going Steady" on the
twenty-twoth of November...." (HAY NAKU, O SIYA....) - Nadia Montenegro


"Sana po'y panoorin natin ang The Life Story Of Julie Vega...alam kong masaya si
Julie ngayon dahil it's just around the corner. (GAWIN DAW BANG CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
SI JULIE?) - Nadia Montenegro


"I am not an addict. I am the victims!" (WALA TALAGA SIYANG PAGOD, NO?) -
Melanie Marquez


Host: "Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?"
Melanie: "Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung "Simple and
Simplicity." (it's supposed to be Sense and Sensibility)


"Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur,
sumalangit na po ang inyong kaluluwa!" - Miss Gay Philippines A CANDIDATE OF GAY
PARADE


Bb. Filipina contestant was asked by Apa Ongpin which of the five senses she
could do without, she answered "my eyes". Apa asked, why her eyes? She replied,
"Because I've got beautiful eyes." (with matching sultry look) (zoolander
siguro apelido nya)

When asked what place in the Philippines she would boast about, Calendar girl
contestant replied: "Bocaue". Intrigued hosts ask, "What about Bocaue? What's in
it to boast about?" Girl replied: "Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course."
(0_o)


A reporter complimented Mark Anthony Fernandez: "Mark Anthony, ang cute-cute mo,
you've got rosy cheeks just like your mom!" To which he replied: "Syempre, it
runs to the blood eh." (oo nga naman...)


Melanie Marquez and Boy Abunda:

Boy: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na?

Melanie: Ah okay lang yan Boy kasi matagal na rin akong semi-retarded. (di ka
talaga titigil no!?)


Super Sireyna contest:

Emcee: Anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?

Bading: A ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.

Emcee: Paki-eksplika nga?

Bading: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin din ang nanay mo!


Little Miss Philippines contest

Emcee: Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?

Little Miss Contestant: Maging lalaki po. (harharhar)


Mr. World Philippines contest

Emcee: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a
responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a
successful. That is all. I thank you. (walang bow??)

Kuya Germs, interviewing the boygroup, 98 degrees

Kuya Germs: Are you already married?

98 member: No, i'm still single.

Kuya Germs: WOW! Imagine that! What a koynseedense! Three years ago, you are
here, you are single. i am here, i am single. now, three years after, you are
still here, you are still single. i am still here, i am still single! it's
anbeeleebabol! (hayup!)


Hetero talent scout, sighting a super gorgeous girl, and trying to score points
Talent scout: Excuse me. Are you a commercial? (after five milliseconds and
realizing booboo)... model?

The weird part of this story is that, kumagat ang girl. at magsyota na sila ni
Mr. booboo. baka mas malala pa ingles ni girl kasi.


Leonardo Litton and Rodel Velayo, guesting on keep on dancing

Charlene Gonzales: Hi Leonardo, hi Rodel, welcome to keep on dancing!

Leonardo Litton: Welcome din po! n_n





Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation with guest Joey Albert in her now
defunct show Rated A. Joey De Leon was the co-host.

Alma: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt.

Joey de leon: Ness naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan eh, University Belt


Eto bloopers sa now defunct game show na GoBingo!

Question: Saan sinusuot ang basketball jersey?

Answer: Sa paa



Question: Anung nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at
Protestanteng Ina?

Answer: American

Question: Ano ang ginagamit ng mga Eskimo sa halikan?

Answer: Dila

Question: Ilan ang paa ng pilay na pusa?

Answer: Tatlo

Question: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na

boob tube. Ano ito?

Answer: Bra



Question: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki

Answer: Kiss mark



Question: Ano sa Tagalog ang asul?

Answer: Blue

Question: May dalawang baboy sa kulungan. Tumalon ang isa. Ilan ang

paa ng isang baboy?

Answer: Dalawa pa rin



Question: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?

Answer: Hindunesia

Question: Ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?

Answer: Kalbo

Question: Ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?

Answer: Sunog



Question: Para saan ang anti-dandruff shampoo?

Answer: Kuto



Question: Kung manicure sa kamay, ano ang sa paa?

Answer: Kuko



Question: Ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?

Answer: Palaman



Question: What is the capital of the Philippines?

Answer: P

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

CALL CENTER BLUES

The Horror of Working in a Call Center:

*Sobrang sakit ng Ulo mo sa stress at sa mga irate na callers

*Naririnig mo pa din ang ringer ng callmaster mo kahit log off ka na at nasa bahay na

*Papasok ka pa lang sa graveyard shift lahat ng tao sa jeep mga pagod na at mabaho sa pawis ikaw bagong ligo at naka gel pa ang buhok

*Pag-uwi mo galing Grave Yard tanong ng Kapit bahay mo kung security guard na ang trabaho mo

*Naging addict ka sa Kape at yun nalang ang nag-bibigay lakas sa dugo at katawan mo

*Malaki nga ang sweldo mo kaka graveyard mo pero pambili lang ng vitamins at pagamot mo sa pagiging anemic at insomiac mo

*Hindi ka na maka-sama sa mga gimik or hanggang 10pm ka lang sisibat ka na kasi papasok ka pa bitin!!!

*Hindi ka na kilala ng mga kamag anak mo kasi wala ka na lagi sa reunion or family gathering

*May possibility ka pang ma-hold up kasi papasok ka alanganin oras at pistura pa itsura mo

*Nanaginip ka sa umaga na may kausap kang cliente at nakikipag talastasan ka ng ingles sa kanila

*Natututo ka na mag power nap (15 min sleep)

*Wala ka nang ibang alam kainin kung hindi pagkain sa 7-11 or 24hrs na foodchain

*Baka ma baril ka pa!!!

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Walang Silbi

I feel that i am of no use no worth i cannot even help the people who are close to me i feel like i'm a dud a useless person, but why do i always stick myself in this kind of thinking and in this kind of situation, i feel stupid and sick. I know i am not supposed to think of it so much but i cant stop myself from being that kind of person, what a wuss and a looser damn!!!!

Monday, February 07, 2005

BATANGAS ALA EH!!!

What a great experience going to batangas the ancestral home mitch, we went to her fathers grave visited him and also her grandfather, I met her famous grandmother which is soo cool and also her tito and tita's they were also cool being formal and all reminds me of some of my relatives who are so formal but also cool.

Her Lola's house was soo clean no spec of dust would be found, and the mini jungle wow exploring that sure is fun... We went to the local bayan and we bought pizza and ice cream which we ate. I got grilled for a few mins by her tita and lola whew it was scary but hopefully i answered all their questions.

The day ended with a smile and fullfilment in my heart that i got to go to a quiet and simple place known as villa villegas in Sto Tomas Batangas...


Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I hate my work!!!

Every single day it makes me wonder why the hell did I ever accepted a job at a call center, How would I know if its this stressfull, how would I know that it drains 100% of your patience level, how the hell would I know it can be this irritating, and how would I know that I do not like this JOB. How i wish that i did not accepted the job but how hard it is to earn a living these days.

But who am I to complain, i should be thankful that i have a job and money to pay for my debts, how i wish that i could all finish my debts so that i can stop worrying every month on how will i balance my finances.

Its a good thing i have someone to share my problems with, my friends, my family and most importantly michelle whom I love...