CHRISTMAS 2005

It's been a year now since mitch and I were together and it was a fantastic year, a lot of good and bad things happened but we still stuck to each other like mighty bond. It's been the happiest year for me since I left metrobank to and transffered to BDO, and now I am with the best and the worst for the past years and eventually I recovered and stood up high (SERIOUS) hehe fuck the corny stuff lets just enjoy the 2006 ROCK and ROLL!!!!!!

Tired

I'm so tired of work, so sick of it i wish that i had lots of money so that i can start my own business oh man reality sucks!!!!!

I'm back!!!!

We'll its been a long time since I blogged, updates on my life well? my work still sucks :( money problems and irritating superiors what else is new? ah yes I am plan to get wed next year :), thinking about it makes me excited that the day will come for me to get settled and make a family of my own how cute hehe..... that will be all from now till next blogging time :) adios!!!

Netopia

May computer naman ako sa bahay bat nasa netopia ako? hmmmmmm ah internet speed to the nth power.........

7 months and still going!!!!

7 months na kami ni mits.... and there seem to be no problem with our relationship so far, no off the wall fights, walang sumbatan puro lambingan at pag-iibigan... how good it is to be loved by you..... puro lang kami mimimimimimimimimi!!!!!!

mimimimimimimi

damn mimimimimimi !!!!!!!!!!

SICK

I'm home sick blogging away sana ganito nalang lagi sa bahay nalang no worries nothing to think about live the life no stress but in reality we cant....

Piklat Day

Its another tiring day at the office, sick of work, sick of answering calls, when will the pain stop hehehe. Drama hehe just dont know what to write in this blog anymore :( but i am thankful i still have time to write....

At last I can write again!!!

The long awaited chance to write on my blog and i dont know what to say hehehehe,
Its been two damn months because of stupid work and strict IT people at my damn office and most of all a piklat for a boss....

The pressure of work is getting into me, I;m getting tired of it i want to break free from the call center, I dont want to accept calls anymore I give up, I need a new job ASAP...

But for know I need to stick with this damn job until I get a new one.....

Good thing there's mits and her ever loving mather, Jennipot and her fat reducing capsules, shiela with the infamous mocks, alfech's gay attitude, beth's katarayan, sasa's ka piklatan and all my officemates whom I love and cherish the most and susan how can I forget Susan..... wala lang

I hate my work

Everyday single day it gets worst bad calls, stupid people, disoriented managment, and freeloaders my job really sucks if it were't so hard to earn money i would never have gotten myself into doing customer service related works man the stress is getting to me i wish i could get out of this job and transfer to a more less stressfull job....

A long wait

Haaaaay its been a long time since i blogged and wow it was so frustrating not, We cant view som websites in our office they forbid us man what a cruel people we have in our office i hate it people there so cruel they just want the internet for themselves damn them!!!!!

AMAG

Sino ang may sabing inaamag na ang blog ko?, ako lamang ay pansamantalang nag papahinga sa dahil sa dami ng aking ginagawa ako ay busy. Na mimis ba ako ng mga fans ko? malamang kasi sinabi ng no. 1 fan ko inaamag daw ang aking blog siguro ako ay kanyang na-mimis siya ay nalulumbay at naghihintay ng aking pagsusulat.

Eto na ako ay nagsusulat na para sa aking no 1 fan sulat,sulat,sulat kay sarap mag sulat lalo na kung matagal mo kinikim-kim ang mga dapat mong sabihin, mga hinanakit mo sa buhay, at mga pressure sa trabaho.

Kaya Blog your worries away!!!

I am A god

Hahaha i have Mp3 player in my cellphone i just need a bigger memory card to store some songs and a good headset, i dont need to upgrade to those cool small phones with mp3 players i am a god mortals with cellphone that has mp3 players that cost so much bow down!!!!

Mischievous

I feel miscievous today i dont know why, i like to play a prank but i have no time, i like to joke around but everyone is serious everyone is bothered but me. I have just recovered from a slight flu and my nose is still congested mitch bought me a nasal spray it worked but it dripped out of my nose and into my mouth...

The past few days were good to us less irate calls i hope it will last for the coming days...

SICK!!!

My nose is congested, my throat hurts when i swallow, i can't speak normal,i'm feeling dizzy for short i'm sick i hate this feeling and i dont want to go to work, but i can't for some reasons that its hard to explain. My eyes are burning hot and my mom is asking help to pay for her credit card we had a small fight but of course i gave way and gave her money its not much but i hope it will suffice the minimun due haaay so many debts and so many bills to pay i hope i can survive another day without thinking of the debts i owe...

Why does it have to end this way, why did i use my credit cards, the answer to the questions is impulsive buying!!!

Funny Classic Lines

NAP GUTIERREZ INTERVIEWING MANILYN REYNES IN MOVIE MAGAZINE



NAP: Saan ka movie outfit nakakontrata?

MANILYN: So far, hindi ko naman pinoproblema ang mga wardrobes ko kasi
ex-deal naman eh.


JULLIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA!

JULLIE: O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw, kailan ka naman
mag-ge-guest sa show ko?

VILMA: Alam mo naman Tita Jullie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng kasal
namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage!



If I were to compare the stars of my era with the star discoveries of Dr.Rey
Dela Cruz, it would be like placing the Taj Majal of India side by side with a
Volkswagen. * CELIA RODRIGUEZ (ano daw??)



RITA GOMEZ AS A JUDGE IN A BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT, ASKING A CANDIDATE A QUESTION
DURING THE Q AND A (CANDIDATE INCIDENTALLY IS MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ)

RITA: Here's your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?

MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?

RITA: Good answer!

MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma'am, are you still a virgin?

RITA: Hija I have 5 children with 5 different fathers,what do you
call that, Immaculate Conception???



Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon, napaka-enlighting. Teka magpupunas lang ako,
I'm sweatening. * VILMA SANTOS

Thank you, Lucky for the flowers...where did they came from? * VILMA SANTOS
(kwela rin pala si ate vi!)



Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a
Filipina is like having a birthmark, it's forever. * MARGIE MORAN DURING THE Q
AND A PORTION OF THE 1973 MISS UNIVERSE, ASKED WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEING MISS UNIVERSE AND BEING A FILIPINA


Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong pasko at
manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat. * MELANIE MARQUEZ'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS IN A METRO FILMFEST (shet classic talaga si MM!)

Successful naman ang libing ng nanay ko. * BABETTE VILLARUEL

"Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako eh"
MR. POGI CONTESTANT'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG
PINAKA-ASSET MO?


Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the
beautiful city of Pangasinan...City! * SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT bahahaha
yung contest pa lang mismo classic na!

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from
Pasay City and I want to be a medicine! * ANOTHER SHE'S GOT THE LOOK
CONTESTANT DURING THE PARADE OF CONTESTANTS


EDU: So who's to blame?
VILMA: Excuse me, it's not my fault anymore. It's your fault anymore!


OVERHEARD FROM A GIRL NA GALIT SA KARARATING NA BOYFRIEND SA STARBUCKS.

GIRL: My God you're so late. Where did you...Where have you...Where
do you... saan ka ba galing???


HOST: WHICH DO YOU PREFER: BLONDE OR DUMB?

GIRL: DUMB NA LANG AT LEAST HINDI AKO MAPAGKAKAMALANG BLONDE! (?)(!)



DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZ CONCERT. DESSA
APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONG AND AS EXPECTED, ENDED IT WITH A
THROAT BREAKING NOTE. REGINE ENTERS.

DESSA: O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses.Kaya mo yun?

REGINE: Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba?


SABRINA M. MAKES TARAY TO OSANG IN A TALK SHOW.

SABRINA M: At least hindi naman ako katulad ng iba diyan na retokado ang
boobs.

OSANG: Hoy Sabrina, oo nga itong boobs ko retokado. Pero at least
ang ngipin ko hindi pustiso tulad ng sa yo! Ooops huwag kang magagalit baka
malaglag yan sa sahig!


"I am inviting all the televiewers to watch our movie "14 Going Steady" on the
twenty-twoth of November...." (HAY NAKU, O SIYA....) - Nadia Montenegro


"Sana po'y panoorin natin ang The Life Story Of Julie Vega...alam kong masaya si
Julie ngayon dahil it's just around the corner. (GAWIN DAW BANG CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
SI JULIE?) - Nadia Montenegro


"I am not an addict. I am the victims!" (WALA TALAGA SIYANG PAGOD, NO?) -
Melanie Marquez


Host: "Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?"
Melanie: "Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung "Simple and
Simplicity." (it's supposed to be Sense and Sensibility)


"Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur,
sumalangit na po ang inyong kaluluwa!" - Miss Gay Philippines A CANDIDATE OF GAY
PARADE


Bb. Filipina contestant was asked by Apa Ongpin which of the five senses she
could do without, she answered "my eyes". Apa asked, why her eyes? She replied,
"Because I've got beautiful eyes." (with matching sultry look) (zoolander
siguro apelido nya)

When asked what place in the Philippines she would boast about, Calendar girl
contestant replied: "Bocaue". Intrigued hosts ask, "What about Bocaue? What's in
it to boast about?" Girl replied: "Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course."
(0_o)


A reporter complimented Mark Anthony Fernandez: "Mark Anthony, ang cute-cute mo,
you've got rosy cheeks just like your mom!" To which he replied: "Syempre, it
runs to the blood eh." (oo nga naman...)


Melanie Marquez and Boy Abunda:

Boy: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na?

Melanie: Ah okay lang yan Boy kasi matagal na rin akong semi-retarded. (di ka
talaga titigil no!?)


Super Sireyna contest:

Emcee: Anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?

Bading: A ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.

Emcee: Paki-eksplika nga?

Bading: Ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin din ang nanay mo!


Little Miss Philippines contest

Emcee: Anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?

Little Miss Contestant: Maging lalaki po. (harharhar)


Mr. World Philippines contest

Emcee: What do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: I think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a
responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a
successful. That is all. I thank you. (walang bow??)

Kuya Germs, interviewing the boygroup, 98 degrees

Kuya Germs: Are you already married?

98 member: No, i'm still single.

Kuya Germs: WOW! Imagine that! What a koynseedense! Three years ago, you are
here, you are single. i am here, i am single. now, three years after, you are
still here, you are still single. i am still here, i am still single! it's
anbeeleebabol! (hayup!)


Hetero talent scout, sighting a super gorgeous girl, and trying to score points
Talent scout: Excuse me. Are you a commercial? (after five milliseconds and
realizing booboo)... model?

The weird part of this story is that, kumagat ang girl. at magsyota na sila ni
Mr. booboo. baka mas malala pa ingles ni girl kasi.


Leonardo Litton and Rodel Velayo, guesting on keep on dancing

Charlene Gonzales: Hi Leonardo, hi Rodel, welcome to keep on dancing!

Leonardo Litton: Welcome din po! n_n





Alma Moreno wrapping up the conversation with guest Joey Albert in her now
defunct show Rated A. Joey De Leon was the co-host.

Alma: So Joey, paki ulit muli yung concert mo sa University of Belt.

Joey de leon: Ness naman eh, kaya tayo pinagtatawanan eh, University Belt


Eto bloopers sa now defunct game show na GoBingo!

Question: Saan sinusuot ang basketball jersey?

Answer: Sa paa



Question: Anung nationality ng sanggol na may amang Filipino Catholic at
Protestanteng Ina?

Answer: American

Question: Ano ang ginagamit ng mga Eskimo sa halikan?

Answer: Dila

Question: Ilan ang paa ng pilay na pusa?

Answer: Tatlo

Question: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube, pero tinatawag ng iba na

boob tube. Ano ito?

Answer: Bra



Question: Anong bukol ang makikita sa leeg ng mga lalaki

Answer: Kiss mark



Question: Ano sa Tagalog ang asul?

Answer: Blue

Question: May dalawang baboy sa kulungan. Tumalon ang isa. Ilan ang

paa ng isang baboy?

Answer: Dalawa pa rin



Question: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?

Answer: Hindunesia

Question: Ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?

Answer: Kalbo

Question: Ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?

Answer: Sunog



Question: Para saan ang anti-dandruff shampoo?

Answer: Kuto



Question: Kung manicure sa kamay, ano ang sa paa?

Answer: Kuko



Question: Ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?

Answer: Palaman



Question: What is the capital of the Philippines?

Answer: P

CALL CENTER BLUES

The Horror of Working in a Call Center:

*Sobrang sakit ng Ulo mo sa stress at sa mga irate na callers

*Naririnig mo pa din ang ringer ng callmaster mo kahit log off ka na at nasa bahay na

*Papasok ka pa lang sa graveyard shift lahat ng tao sa jeep mga pagod na at mabaho sa pawis ikaw bagong ligo at naka gel pa ang buhok

*Pag-uwi mo galing Grave Yard tanong ng Kapit bahay mo kung security guard na ang trabaho mo

*Naging addict ka sa Kape at yun nalang ang nag-bibigay lakas sa dugo at katawan mo

*Malaki nga ang sweldo mo kaka graveyard mo pero pambili lang ng vitamins at pagamot mo sa pagiging anemic at insomiac mo

*Hindi ka na maka-sama sa mga gimik or hanggang 10pm ka lang sisibat ka na kasi papasok ka pa bitin!!!

*Hindi ka na kilala ng mga kamag anak mo kasi wala ka na lagi sa reunion or family gathering

*May possibility ka pang ma-hold up kasi papasok ka alanganin oras at pistura pa itsura mo

*Nanaginip ka sa umaga na may kausap kang cliente at nakikipag talastasan ka ng ingles sa kanila

*Natututo ka na mag power nap (15 min sleep)

*Wala ka nang ibang alam kainin kung hindi pagkain sa 7-11 or 24hrs na foodchain

*Baka ma baril ka pa!!!

Walang Silbi

I feel that i am of no use no worth i cannot even help the people who are close to me i feel like i'm a dud a useless person, but why do i always stick myself in this kind of thinking and in this kind of situation, i feel stupid and sick. I know i am not supposed to think of it so much but i cant stop myself from being that kind of person, what a wuss and a looser damn!!!!

BATANGAS ALA EH!!!

What a great experience going to batangas the ancestral home mitch, we went to her fathers grave visited him and also her grandfather, I met her famous grandmother which is soo cool and also her tito and tita's they were also cool being formal and all reminds me of some of my relatives who are so formal but also cool.

Her Lola's house was soo clean no spec of dust would be found, and the mini jungle wow exploring that sure is fun... We went to the local bayan and we bought pizza and ice cream which we ate. I got grilled for a few mins by her tita and lola whew it was scary but hopefully i answered all their questions.

The day ended with a smile and fullfilment in my heart that i got to go to a quiet and simple place known as villa villegas in Sto Tomas Batangas...

I hate my work!!!

Every single day it makes me wonder why the hell did I ever accepted a job at a call center, How would I know if its this stressfull, how would I know that it drains 100% of your patience level, how the hell would I know it can be this irritating, and how would I know that I do not like this JOB. How i wish that i did not accepted the job but how hard it is to earn a living these days.

But who am I to complain, i should be thankful that i have a job and money to pay for my debts, how i wish that i could all finish my debts so that i can stop worrying every month on how will i balance my finances.

Its a good thing i have someone to share my problems with, my friends, my family and most importantly michelle whom I love...

Chona the Barbarian

Chona a familiar name for house helpers a funny blogname cool representation
of a stupid helper that was possesed with the ability to create and write a journal
of her day to day life with her AMO (boss). Its a very funny blog site the one who
created this blog should be commended for creating an anti-stress blogsite for us
stressed people to forget all the problems in their day to day office activity.

Thanks to alfeche who discovered the site hmmmm possibility that she is chona? maybe
a kulit site and wish to ponder and stumble on it and read those amazing stories
of Chona in the City

Chona's blogspot---------->http://chona.blogspot.com

What a Day!!!

Its been a few days and I've been feeling a little bit down because I think I'm tired of this job I hate answering calls and being a shock absorber of all their stupid mistake and problems of all our stupid credit card holders... All I can say is What A Day!!!

Maybe I need a break a simple vacation an escape from all the hassle of being a customer service officer and I wish I could get that vacation that I need. I have been feeling so alive and so in love the past year and its all because I found mitch who I fell in love with.

I'am happy for what I have right now I just hope that I could still last at this customer service thing and may I have the chance to finish all my obligations and to finish all my liabilities so that I can settle down and be with mitch for the rest of my life.

I Believe In a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

"I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day You got me in a spin but everythin' is A.OK!" You played it cheesy and campy in 2004, but you know how to rock out.

What 2004 Hit Song Are You?

Bohol Get away

Bohol a wonderful place to go to I have seen an article made by jessica soho of chanel 7 the great place called bohol, I've never been to bohol eventhough my lola is from bohol I never got a chance to visit there. Mitch and me are planning to go to bohol to see the sights and visit the wonders that this place can provide us as I am thinking of it I'm excited and happy nad I really wish and would pray hard that we can go to bohol to relax and have a great time...

I am really praying for this special day to come and it would be the first time I would be with my girlfriend on this special day oh i'm sooooo excited...

Blank

I can't think of anything to write I have a writers block...

Sad

bakit kaya kailangan malungkot ang isang tao pilitin man pasiyahin ang hirap tsk tsk tsk, bakit ganun ang mga bagay na dapat naman masaya lagi nalang may kakambal na kalungkutan. Sana maintindihan ng mga taong gustong manira at mang-husga na dapat tignan muna nila ang kanilang sarili bago sila mag-hasik ng lagim...

Punyeta kung kelan sumasaya ka na at eto sabay dating ang mga dagok sa buhay mo na kailangan ng matinding pang-unawa, sana matapos na ito, sana maibsan na ang sakit, sana matutunan at tanggapin na nila na masaya na kami sa piling ng isa't isa at wag na nilang sirain pa...

Tiis lang aking mahal wag kang mag-aalala hindi kita pababayaan at hindi kita iiwan, sana lang ang kalungkutan na ito ay mawala na...

Principals Ofc Again?

Fuck Principals office nanaman ano ba nagawa namin huhuhu, It was just a coincidence na i got sick last saturday but she thought at the back of her mind that it was another julie and joma thingy haaaay hirap ng office romance kaya alfech hanap ka ng BF outside the office o kaya sa ibang department word of advice lang hehe

but still my love is strong for mich, I love her so much...

I HATE APPLIX

10 reasons to hate applix

1. So Slow
2. Its so hard to use
3. Its still slow
4. I hate logging cases (dami error)
5. I'm dying because of applix
6. Fuck down na!!!
7. I'm all alone wala si mits
8. still slow
9. Jenny help I'm dying!!!
10. Its useless...

Morning Shift Grrrrr...

Yes I'm definitely back at the 9-6 morning shift and it is a devastating day I got a lot of freaking calls and my next to the last call was a furiously freaking mad goddamn cardholder. Anyways at least I get to see all the pips in the call center and especially my mits.

My freaking body clock is still not used to this shift and I only got one day to freaking adjust...Bother

and its 6:00pm na and it log-out time na yahoo!!!!

Last Night sa Graveyard Shift

At last the night that I was waiting for all month its my last day at graveyard shift and I really had a great time. Everything happened so fast I did not even notice that it was already 2005, a lot of things happened to me the past year and I hope that this comming year would be a great year for all of us (especially mits and me). And its the last time I would ever see april in this shift I know she would be the forever graveyard girl but I would definetly miss her.

And its the second day of the year and It started out ok hope that I can adjust my body for the morning shift and I will not get sick and I could be productive and would really finish all my obligations this 2005.

I thank GOD for providing me with everything and he still looks out for me...